Sometimes I think about all my opportunity costs...

100 Things I Should Have Done Instead of Going to Law School

1. Gone skydiving.
a. Without a parachute.
b. It’s, I think, a fairly accurate analogy of going to law school.

10. Became Youtube famous.
11. Visited all the art museums in Europe.

27. Won the lottery.

37. Read Ulysses.
a. Did you know? It’s the most widely unread great classic.

46. Gotten a real job.

50. Found Waldo.

60. Taken over California.
61. Gone to culinary school.